lmao u're such a joke!

u silly goose!
lmaooooo
u actually thought i'd call u back?
lmfao! u must be outchogaddemind!


so one'a dem called to ask if i called u
since it was ur b-day and all
so i asked her...


"um,... why in the name of reecespieces would i call a person who didnt call ME on MY bday?... are they ny more important than i am? "
"no... " giggles
"so wtf are u askin me such a dum qn then?"
"..." giggles


u ain nothin but a thing
a mere "thing"
i'm ur gratest accomplishment but u are being too much of a "thing" to recognise a queen.


u're such a joke.
cant wait till u call me to ask me why i havent called you...