So Blogieblogblog, here i am again! same topic, but different theme...
I dont know if this shyt will work...
heres this heiffer (yea, mista man) tellin me he met a girl a lil while ago dat he "liked".
WELL, i'm capable of "liking" ppl too nigga! and fuk i got a whole list of menzzzz after ma lil bumbum!
Case in point:
Mista shortengine (he may be short but he looks like de type dat can go alllll nite!)
Mista Young-Cute-Face-No-Brain (ya hes senseless but at least he can jus stand there and look preety when i want him to... i mean, i coould go clubbin wid him jes to mek all de girls jealous! he'd be useful at least for dat!)
Mista Igbo-Needs-New-Face (lawd i really dont know what dis one can be good for but he says he gives good massages! AND he looks a lil rich!)
Mista Chase Lova (as long as i never give in to this nigga, he'll always be after me... he as dumm as dey come though! Always forgettin dat he aint de hottest shyt)
Mista I-Wanro-Tek_You_Shappingg (nigg is broke as hell but at least he can keep me dreamin!)
Mista Fraincais (need i say more? i can com jes thinkin of his accent... he is hottttt and just as broke)
Mista Fraincais #2 (forget the fact dat he got a girl! dis one is a definite cheater! )
Mista Worker-slash-Comedian (you're beauriful! i wanted u so bad! why didnt we ever meet again? we are too ridiculously busy ppl)
Mista Guinea-Man (Nigg keeps fogettin he ol'! fukin Pedophile! BUT! at least, he can "take care" of me!)
Mista Stuttering Motreal (he would'a been a good enough sugar daddy if i was still in highschool... nigg thinks a few bills can get him another date... besides, HE IS MARRIED!!!)
And many morees!
So what de fak do u mean by "u met a girl"????
It hurts!
Jealousy is a finch!
So ya, de "man" tol me he met a girl a few weeks ago but stopped talkin to her and he loves me and i am better but he wants to be honest with me. I like honesty but i cant stand the truth... the truth is agravating cuz it continuously nags me!
The truth is:
i wanro see other ppl WHILE i have HIM...
BUT I think thats called "cheating"
I know he is the one for me (i think) yet i aint ready to settle for "the one for me"... i wanna meet "the other ones that are for NOW" so i can have funnn!
dang! aint dat a bitch!
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isnt it interesting, that although there are limitless options.. you only feel something for the one?.. This gal.. na you biko.. i almost choked with laughter
its not that i dont feel anything for any one of the rest'a dem,... ts that i just dont feel like they are good enough! to me, they have WAYYY too many flaws... e.g
Mista shortengine: he is short, unrealistic and as dumb as they come. he also doesnt have ajob and doesnt feel like he should, so i guess its safe to assume that he makes his money like every other naija man wey no get conscience.
Mista Young-Cute-Face-No-Brain: smokes weed all day (and all night). FINAlly managed to get a job- had to kkeep a convo with him. i have to keep rephrasing maself in layman's terms
Mista Igbo-Needs-New-Face: simply put- he needs a new face. one thats easier on the eyes. AND he does thesame occupation as Mista shortengine. they are both naija . conincidence? i thik not
Mista Chase Lova: still tryna figure out how this one made the list. he'd be perfect for ma shit list. he aint shit but he swears hes the hottest thing since cheesecake!
Mista I-Wanro-Tek_You_Shappingg: broke heiffer and i' sure he's married
Mista Fraincais: knows how to dream big dreams! if onlly looks could get u a future!
Mista Fraincais #2: Has a girl, only looks hot in suits, has a ridiculous life, no promising future
Mista Worker-slash-Comedian: is too busy and i dont know enough abt him.
Mista Guinea-Man: older than Noah
Mista Stuttering Montreal: lil peeny, cant eat right, found out he is married. need i say more?
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