Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Sex tori...

lmao... stole this tag from Jolene, ma fav blogger...

1.) How old were you the first time?

16yo. Exactly one month before my 17th birthday. i was in a rush, wanted to get it over with ASAP! i was horny as fuk!

2.) Name of your first?
I named "it" "broke-ass-nigga" and everyone who knew me back then, knew him as thesame. he was broke, he was an ass and yes, he was a nigger- a sorry excuse for a black man

3.) Good or Bad?
I really dont even know. it wasnt painful. i didnt know i had lost it. He looked at me and said "you know what? you're not a virgin anymore"... YA, thats how good it was ... so good that i didnt even notice... it was 3:34pm in the afternoon


4.) Name of the worst and why?

The worst was this one guy who had a 4-inch-pencil, and no, i'm not exagerating. he was skinnier than Nicole Richie's wrist, and shorter than my middle finger. He was small. he jammed it in so fast, and made sure i didnt see it first. i actually had to tell Mista WorstFuk "here lemme help u", in an attempt to help him insert it,... before i realised it was actually in... i'm embarrassed but what can i say? the guy before him had the biggest manhood i have ever had, so ma kittykat had gotten use to big hoods... and the worst part of it all, this bitch of a nigger was cheating on me (so i hear)... yes o, him and his 4 inch stick was sexin someone else (eww). this man remains ma one regreat in life!

5.) Name of the best and why?

Love'amalife... he does anything, down for whateva, anything to please me and make me reach dat climax... absolutely anything! always so cotdem horny! Scorpios are fukin sexinglyhorny!

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex?

In a shower, in a car, in a car (in a park), in a hotel... come to think of it, i've never really had sex in weird places, but i bet u anything, that'll change soon

7.) Favorite Position:

Spoon with ma right leg up, with ma fav sex mate cuppin ma full twins unless i'm really feeling energetic, then doggy-style all the way!

8.) Ever fake an orgasm?

yes, and i'm ashamed. but yes i did, with mr. Worst-fuk-skinny-4-inch. i didnt wanna hurt his feelings... now, i wouldnt mind yelling to him "u fukin suck, get the fuk off'a me!" at the top of ma lungs


9.) Would you admit it if the person asked?

yes, especially now. i definitely would! marrafakt, i feel like callin the beesh right na, just to let him kno how little he is

10.) Favorite time of day to have sex?

right before i fall asleep. its the best sedative, the natural drug for insomnia. Nothing like fuckin, and drifting to sleep with ur man's hood pressing on ur butt... while u 2 are under the covers, sharing each other's warmth... drifting to sleep

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day?


4 or 5. or 6... really dont remember... most times, its just twice... the shorter amazing one (for him) , and the longer fantastic one... (for me)


12.) Same person?

Always. i dont do multiple partners...


13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with?

oh ya! all the times, not ppl i know, just porno stars. sometimes females... and no, i'm neither bi nor lesbian, i'm very straight, but yes, i think females sexin each other is sexy... i guess i think like a man

14.) Restrictions during sex?

i suck at sucking... oral sex isnt exactly my specialty. willing to learn though... once i get comfy with the idea of cum in ma mouth (hold'up while i go puke)


15.) Accessories?


oh hell the fuk yeahhhh!


16.) What?


I'm the queeen of accessories... handcuffs, whips, scarves, blindfolds, ice, foods, butt beads, vibrators, dildos, erotic books and G spot stimulators! i love them! it helps to stay focused and since i'm lacking in the attention span department...

17.) Done it in the rain?

No but i want to , but in naija only! the "abroad" rain sucks, too damn cold!


18.) Done it in a car?

Too many dan times! back in the days,niggz didnt have places, and this nubian goddess didnt neither, so we hit it up in the car a few times...
actually, i'd do it again...


19.) Had a Threesome?

Nope, and i wouldnt. the thought of another female sexin ma man kills me. And the thought of me sexin another man in ma king's presence is just too shameful. i think sex should be kept pure between 2 (NOT 3!!!) ppl!

20.) Want to have sex now?

i've been horny for a few hours now... too bad i'm pissed at mista "Lovamalaif"... doesnt help that i'm pissed neither cuz anger itself na anoda afrodisiak

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao.. Baaad girl!!!lmao@broke-ass nigga... so good you didn't even notice.. lol... ahh the cheater was mr. 4 inches... lol... I wonder how he managed with her... lol@spoon... ah.. another doggy lover.. yay!i love the "Nothing like fuckin, and drifting to sleep with ur man's hood pressing on ur butt... while u 2 are under the covers, sharing each other's warmth... drifting to sleep" *he* told me i'm so like a guy.. after a particularly great session.. me i always fall asleep oh.. lol... holy angel@ your accesories.. i'm such a beginner oh! lmao@abroad rain... this girl self.. but yes oh you're right.. i don't know about doing it in abroad rain.. i dont want to catch something oh.. anger... aphrodisiac.. you live in another planet.. and the strangest thing is that.. I'm your bloody neighbour there!

Diary of a Mad Soul Sista said...

lol lets name this planet,... the AquazILLA!!!

LOL (i think i'm officially nuts)

no seriously, when i'm angry, i'm so freakin horny! (God forgive me)

Ubong Da said...

Wow you are one hot naija chick. Can you try using a light foreground color such as White or yellow on that deep blue background to make for easier reading.

Diary of a Mad Soul Sista said...

Ubong-da, thanks, anndddd DONE ;)