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Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Sex tori...
lmao... stole this tag from Jolene, ma fav blogger...
1.) How old were you the first time?
16yo. Exactly one month before my 17th birthday. i was in a rush, wanted to get it over with ASAP! i was horny as fuk!
2.) Name of your first?
I named "it" "broke-ass-nigga" and everyone who knew me back then, knew him as thesame. he was broke, he was an ass and yes, he was a nigger- a sorry excuse for a black man
3.) Good or Bad?
I really dont even know. it wasnt painful. i didnt know i had lost it. He looked at me and said "you know what? you're not a virgin anymore"... YA, thats how good it was ... so good that i didnt even notice... it was 3:34pm in the afternoon
4.) Name of the worst and why?
The worst was this one guy who had a 4-inch-pencil, and no, i'm not exagerating. he was skinnier than Nicole Richie's wrist, and shorter than my middle finger. He was small. he jammed it in so fast, and made sure i didnt see it first. i actually had to tell Mista WorstFuk "here lemme help u", in an attempt to help him insert it,... before i realised it was actually in... i'm embarrassed but what can i say? the guy before him had the biggest manhood i have ever had, so ma kittykat had gotten use to big hoods... and the worst part of it all, this bitch of a nigger was cheating on me (so i hear)... yes o, him and his 4 inch stick was sexin someone else (eww). this man remains ma one regreat in life!
5.) Name of the best and why?
Love'amalife... he does anything, down for whateva, anything to please me and make me reach dat climax... absolutely anything! always so cotdem horny! Scorpios are fukin sexinglyhorny!
6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex?
In a shower, in a car, in a car (in a park), in a hotel... come to think of it, i've never really had sex in weird places, but i bet u anything, that'll change soon
7.) Favorite Position:
Spoon with ma right leg up, with ma fav sex mate cuppin ma full twins unless i'm really feeling energetic, then doggy-style all the way!
8.) Ever fake an orgasm?
yes, and i'm ashamed. but yes i did, with mr. Worst-fuk-skinny-4-inch. i didnt wanna hurt his feelings... now, i wouldnt mind yelling to him "u fukin suck, get the fuk off'a me!" at the top of ma lungs
9.) Would you admit it if the person asked?
yes, especially now. i definitely would! marrafakt, i feel like callin the beesh right na, just to let him kno how little he is
10.) Favorite time of day to have sex?
right before i fall asleep. its the best sedative, the natural drug for insomnia. Nothing like fuckin, and drifting to sleep with ur man's hood pressing on ur butt... while u 2 are under the covers, sharing each other's warmth... drifting to sleep
11.) Most times you have had sex in one day?
4 or 5. or 6... really dont remember... most times, its just twice... the shorter amazing one (for him) , and the longer fantastic one... (for me)
12.) Same person?
Always. i dont do multiple partners...
13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with?
oh ya! all the times, not ppl i know, just porno stars. sometimes females... and no, i'm neither bi nor lesbian, i'm very straight, but yes, i think females sexin each other is sexy... i guess i think like a man
14.) Restrictions during sex?
i suck at sucking... oral sex isnt exactly my specialty. willing to learn though... once i get comfy with the idea of cum in ma mouth (hold'up while i go puke)
15.) Accessories?
oh hell the fuk yeahhhh!
16.) What?
I'm the queeen of accessories... handcuffs, whips, scarves, blindfolds, ice, foods, butt beads, vibrators, dildos, erotic books and G spot stimulators! i love them! it helps to stay focused and since i'm lacking in the attention span department...
17.) Done it in the rain?
No but i want to , but in naija only! the "abroad" rain sucks, too damn cold!
18.) Done it in a car?
Too many dan times! back in the days,niggz didnt have places, and this nubian goddess didnt neither, so we hit it up in the car a few times...
actually, i'd do it again...
19.) Had a Threesome?
Nope, and i wouldnt. the thought of another female sexin ma man kills me. And the thought of me sexin another man in ma king's presence is just too shameful. i think sex should be kept pure between 2 (NOT 3!!!) ppl!
20.) Want to have sex now?
i've been horny for a few hours now... too bad i'm pissed at mista "Lovamalaif"... doesnt help that i'm pissed neither cuz anger itself na anoda afrodisiak
1.) How old were you the first time?
16yo. Exactly one month before my 17th birthday. i was in a rush, wanted to get it over with ASAP! i was horny as fuk!
2.) Name of your first?
I named "it" "broke-ass-nigga" and everyone who knew me back then, knew him as thesame. he was broke, he was an ass and yes, he was a nigger- a sorry excuse for a black man
3.) Good or Bad?
I really dont even know. it wasnt painful. i didnt know i had lost it. He looked at me and said "you know what? you're not a virgin anymore"... YA, thats how good it was ... so good that i didnt even notice... it was 3:34pm in the afternoon
4.) Name of the worst and why?
The worst was this one guy who had a 4-inch-pencil, and no, i'm not exagerating. he was skinnier than Nicole Richie's wrist, and shorter than my middle finger. He was small. he jammed it in so fast, and made sure i didnt see it first. i actually had to tell Mista WorstFuk "here lemme help u", in an attempt to help him insert it,... before i realised it was actually in... i'm embarrassed but what can i say? the guy before him had the biggest manhood i have ever had, so ma kittykat had gotten use to big hoods... and the worst part of it all, this bitch of a nigger was cheating on me (so i hear)... yes o, him and his 4 inch stick was sexin someone else (eww). this man remains ma one regreat in life!
5.) Name of the best and why?
Love'amalife... he does anything, down for whateva, anything to please me and make me reach dat climax... absolutely anything! always so cotdem horny! Scorpios are fukin sexinglyhorny!
6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex?
In a shower, in a car, in a car (in a park), in a hotel... come to think of it, i've never really had sex in weird places, but i bet u anything, that'll change soon
7.) Favorite Position:
Spoon with ma right leg up, with ma fav sex mate cuppin ma full twins unless i'm really feeling energetic, then doggy-style all the way!
8.) Ever fake an orgasm?
yes, and i'm ashamed. but yes i did, with mr. Worst-fuk-skinny-4-inch. i didnt wanna hurt his feelings... now, i wouldnt mind yelling to him "u fukin suck, get the fuk off'a me!" at the top of ma lungs
9.) Would you admit it if the person asked?
yes, especially now. i definitely would! marrafakt, i feel like callin the beesh right na, just to let him kno how little he is
10.) Favorite time of day to have sex?
right before i fall asleep. its the best sedative, the natural drug for insomnia. Nothing like fuckin, and drifting to sleep with ur man's hood pressing on ur butt... while u 2 are under the covers, sharing each other's warmth... drifting to sleep
11.) Most times you have had sex in one day?
4 or 5. or 6... really dont remember... most times, its just twice... the shorter amazing one (for him) , and the longer fantastic one... (for me)
12.) Same person?
Always. i dont do multiple partners...
13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with?
oh ya! all the times, not ppl i know, just porno stars. sometimes females... and no, i'm neither bi nor lesbian, i'm very straight, but yes, i think females sexin each other is sexy... i guess i think like a man
14.) Restrictions during sex?
i suck at sucking... oral sex isnt exactly my specialty. willing to learn though... once i get comfy with the idea of cum in ma mouth (hold'up while i go puke)
15.) Accessories?
oh hell the fuk yeahhhh!
16.) What?
I'm the queeen of accessories... handcuffs, whips, scarves, blindfolds, ice, foods, butt beads, vibrators, dildos, erotic books and G spot stimulators! i love them! it helps to stay focused and since i'm lacking in the attention span department...
17.) Done it in the rain?
No but i want to , but in naija only! the "abroad" rain sucks, too damn cold!
18.) Done it in a car?
Too many dan times! back in the days,niggz didnt have places, and this nubian goddess didnt neither, so we hit it up in the car a few times...
actually, i'd do it again...
19.) Had a Threesome?
Nope, and i wouldnt. the thought of another female sexin ma man kills me. And the thought of me sexin another man in ma king's presence is just too shameful. i think sex should be kept pure between 2 (NOT 3!!!) ppl!
20.) Want to have sex now?
i've been horny for a few hours now... too bad i'm pissed at mista "Lovamalaif"... doesnt help that i'm pissed neither cuz anger itself na anoda afrodisiak
Screwdriver (does anyone know this artist's name?)
"...A word mixer, makes a helluva screwdriver, so i can unscrew ur mind like intercourse in reverse... ma thoughts hit hard like nipples on freezing cold folks...les president, a fool..."
Happy Black History Month
I invite you, to reflect. not only on this day... but everyday of our lives...
What Spoken words mean to me
the power u hold
for a moment, u control their mind
you reel them into ur scene,
subject them to ur pain
enforce ur feelings into their brains
and make them empathize
step right in
make the shoes fit
make them feel it
make them feel u
Spoken words means...
to me...
the power to get them to listen
the ability to make them wonder
till they undertsand
not necessarily what u have just recited
but what it means to them,
intheirhead
spoken words mean to me
positivity in lyrics
negativity in words
it dont even matter what u spit
sometimes the rythm is just enough
to make u feel me
spoken words to me
is my escape
when i feel
i think
when i think
i write
when i write
i recite
and when u hear me
u feel it
u feel me
u feel what i feel
even sex cant compare
to the ejaculation i get
when i recite ma words
in those words,
i make love to maself
all over
and over
and over
again
if ma man knew a thing about me
he'd speak words to me
and never ever would he need
the likes of KY jelly
for inside of these words i type
is the very hormone i need
to make me weter than a thousand seas
for a moment, u control their mind
you reel them into ur scene,
subject them to ur pain
enforce ur feelings into their brains
and make them empathize
step right in
make the shoes fit
make them feel it
make them feel u
Spoken words means...
to me...
the power to get them to listen
the ability to make them wonder
till they undertsand
not necessarily what u have just recited
but what it means to them,
intheirhead
spoken words mean to me
positivity in lyrics
negativity in words
it dont even matter what u spit
sometimes the rythm is just enough
to make u feel me
spoken words to me
is my escape
when i feel
i think
when i think
i write
when i write
i recite
and when u hear me
u feel it
u feel me
u feel what i feel
even sex cant compare
to the ejaculation i get
when i recite ma words
in those words,
i make love to maself
all over
and over
and over
again
if ma man knew a thing about me
he'd speak words to me
and never ever would he need
the likes of KY jelly
for inside of these words i type
is the very hormone i need
to make me weter than a thousand seas
Heiffers, pls apply within...
Ok, so i know i'm a few weeks late to start this but like the bibeli says "let whoever hath not sinned, cast the first stone" ...
ok, so here i go with the first post of ma "Prayaz for the heifferz Tuesday"
This here is for you.
ok, now i cant even figure out who de ass to pray for!
ok, guess we hafta postpone this...
in the meantime, to all the ppl who know me, who would like to get into ma heiffers list so i can get ma first PFTH post dedicated to them, pls piss me off soon... thanks
ok, so here i go with the first post of ma "Prayaz for the heifferz Tuesday"
This here is for you.
ok, now i cant even figure out who de ass to pray for!
ok, guess we hafta postpone this...
in the meantime, to all the ppl who know me, who would like to get into ma heiffers list so i can get ma first PFTH post dedicated to them, pls piss me off soon... thanks
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