My Oxtail song

Oh Ox-tail!
How i love thee!

And i love the fact that no one else can make you good enough for meeeee!
I like how you dont battle with your bones, too fuckin grown, just easily let it go!
An ode to oxtail!

And to the God that made this meal for me.

Obiwon on "Oyinye"

what must a girl do to get a song written in her name?
does she have to break a man's heart first because i'm sure i've done that enough times to at least deserve ONE mothafuckin song!
or maybe its just the men i've been choosing...
i guess i have to find a man with a milky voice and poetic soul, make him fall totally madly deeply in love with me, and then leave him... preferably after an argument that'll hopefully lead to me getting out of his car and walking away.
but wait oh, i'd prefer it to be in MY car so that HE'll be the one to tek a walk... lawd knows divas dont trek! i've got a reputation to protect!
i'm well on my way to getting meself a song!
instead of "Oyinye", it'll go "MadSoulllllll"
i can hear it already!
ahhhhh.........

I have a new wifey

lol i think i'm a lesbian
because everytime i see her, my heart skips a bit
so i told my doctor
and he suggested i get a pacemaker
so that i dont get a heart attack
so ya, the point of the story is
i need a pace maker
because i am now an e-lesbi
its the new kind of e-sexual-orientation
we no be elesbos
we no be estraights
we be elesbis

lmao i must be bored out my mind
and if you're reading this, then you sho have a lotta time on ur hands lmao
never mind
i dey go bed now
tata